So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
Seems like IKEA are really shaking things up this year. In addition to the previously announced TV set, they’re also going to release a digital camera made of cardboard called Knäppa (“Snap”). It’ll hold 40 photographs at a time and plugs directly into your USB port. While it’s not the prettiest camera the world has ever seen, I do love the idea of a screen-less digital camera that brings people back to the wait-and-see days of film.
tbh i think the design is supercute
making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen
Every single word of this.
The body monitoring though.
jesus h christ hallelujah preach
My brilliant professor- Caroline Heldman- love her!
Here we got my favorite facets of Hiccup
Manlycup (along with Suspiciouscup)
Daredevilcup (he looks like Dagur holy shit)
I was looking at this picture the other day and suddenly I noticed something
the fucking size of his arms man
It made me wonder where the shoulder were like
well nice try cheating with the shoulder pads but you’re still a noodle.
(and I love it that way actually)
I still think the little muscle he has is very defined. So I still think he has abs. Just not the bulk.
THAT’S SO CUTE OMG