I love my skin!
I wish i had this on tv when i was growing up.
This is really important.
STOP SCROLLING!! THIS IS IMPORTANT!!
Today (sept 16) is a BIG day in the movement to end child sex trafficking. Today is a national day of giving called EVERYONE’S KIDS EVERYONE GIVES.
It is estimated that approximately 100,000 children are victims of commercial sexual…
On a serious note though people who idolize serial killers honestly disgust me. Especially when white men who are convicted rapists and murderers are celebrated by wannabe edgy fucks for their “beautifully twisted minds” who wax philosophically about how they shouldn’t be in jail because they’re just poor sensitive lambs lost in society’s evil machine… while black men on minor drug charges rot in jail and no one blinks an eye……
DM: The Dragon awakens.
Rogue: Yes, hello! This crafty mage here was trying to abscond with all your gold and I am trying to bring it back to you, which is why I’m the one holding it.
Yo but remember when Harley Quinn basically shat on gay bashing?
Oh my god, where is this from?
That one’s from Harley Quinn #22! Harley gets killed and goes to Hell, where she hooks up with some dead buddies and proceeds to plan a jailbreak. So Hell sics this crazed demonic enforcer on her, a bounty hunter from the Old West who even in death is obsessed with finding the one man who eluded him. After said bounty hunter annoyingly foils Harley’s escape plan, Harley finally asks him: “ffs, you’re dead, why are you so obsessed with finding this guy?” and it turns out that he wants revenge against the man who “corrupted” his son, aka his son’s boyfriend. And Harley’s like, “UM, DUH, YOU HAVEN’T FOUND HIM BECAUSE HE’S NOT IN HELL YOU BIGOTED DICKHEAD.” And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.
Because these are just the kind of things that happen to Harley.
And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.
Harley raised hell IN Hell and got brought back to life because Satan probably said ‘fuck this’ and banished her.
Harley literally lives because heaven doesn’t want her and hell is afraid she might take over
"Ah, okay! You’re the one who’s moving to my hometown of Littleroot. I get it now! All right, are you ready? Your very own adventure is about to unfold. Take courage, and leap into the world of Pokémon where dreams, adventure and friendships await!"Travel back to the Hoenn Region and relive an epic journey!
Futurama. Making you feel more then any other “adult” western cartoon
Just three more weeks until the book comes out! I can’t wait. In the meantime, here’s a sneak peek at some of the fun stuff inside.
“I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”
Thats mildly hilarious
Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)
Good fucking Christ.
men are shit
daily reminder that men are fucking gross, as if you need one
FIRST OF ALL NO ONE HAS VIRTUALLY ANY CONTROL OVER WHO THEY FIND ATTRACTIVE
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY
THERE’S THIS THING THAT FUCKING HAPPENED CALLED FUCKING EVOLUTION. WHICH YOU SHITSTAINS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT IF YOUVE TAKEN A SINGLE DAY OF SCIENCE CLASS.
EVOLUTION SHAPED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF OUR CURRENT SEXUAL BEHAVIORS. ITS ONLY JOB WAS TO MAKE SURE THAT OUR ANCESTORS HAD THE MOST SUITABLE TRAITS TO RAISE LOTS OF HEALTHY BABIES.
WHAT DID THAT MEAN FOR WOMEN?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU THAT BABIES ARE A SHITLOAD OF WORK. SO CAVEWOMEN HAD TO FIND A MATE THAT WAS NOT ONLY GENETICALLY SUITABLE BUT ALSO SEEMED LIKE HE WOULD STICK AROUND AND TAKE CARE OF THE FUCKING BABY. A REAL MATURE TRUSTWORTHY KINDA GUY. I.E., SOMEONE HER OWN AGE PROBABLY.
AND MEN???? WELL, SHIT, ALL THEY NEEDED TO DO WAS MAKE SURE THEIR SPERM WENT TOWARDS MAKING A HEALTHY ASS BABY. YOU KNOW WHO USUALLY GIVES BIRTH TO HEALTHY BABIES? YOUNG WOMEN. AS WOMEN AGE THE RISK OF NATURAL GENETIC DEFECTS INCREASES EXPONENTIALLY.
MEN BEING ATTRACTED TO YOUNG WOMEN IS NOT A CHOICE ON THEIR PART, AND IT IS NOT “DISGUSTING” OR EVIDENCE THAT MEN ARE “SHIT”. IT IS A BIOLOGICALLY, EVOLUTIONARILY ENCODED TRAIT. AND FURTHERMORE, BEING ATTRACTED TO YOUNG WOMEN IS NOT THE SAME THING AS CHASING AFTER OR HARRASSING THEM. THIS CHART SAYS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT MORAL CHARACTER.
FUCKING SHIT, I AM A YOUNG LESBIAN. IF ANYTHING I SHOULD FEEL THE MOST VICTIMIZED BY THIS CHART.
BUT I DON’T. BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND FUCKING SCIENCE. GOODBYE
Look at that some motherfucking logic up in this bitch, finally.